Based on an ACTUAL work order. Teetering on the verge of a nervous breakdown, it cheered me significantly when the B&G Administrative Assistant called me and allowed me to hear her laughing to the point of almost falling off her chair after clicking on this work order.
800 Brazen Corners
Bldg 235, Could-be-ANYONES Office
“Anna Sylum” has alerted me that the current, 5-alarm emergency of the day is that the ladies room light bulbs are ALL out. I attempted to enter this work order 2 other times, but she kept coming up to my office to update me on the number of bulbs currently out of service. First it was just one; then it was 3; now it’s all. I almost had a nosebleed… Please, for the Love of Bob have someone bring some CE13T/4 (N) 13W 120 VAC bulbs over (these are what’s currently in the fixture) before dusk is upon us & we are all subjected to another whine-fest about the bulbs in the bathroom?? Your assistance is greatly appreciated.
Also, per the A.E.D., please disregard her request to have Facilities re-hang the bird-feeder she brought from home (hung on the Founder’s tree by the Romanian intern).
Time Available For Repair(s): all day
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March 25th, 2014 at 22:02
There is only one item number I remember from all my professional years – WSK-60 – The wide wood-handled steak knife.
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March 26th, 2014 at 09:54
LOL I might have to use that for my next work order! Trust me, where THAT one is concerned, it’s better to be super-specific! 😀
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October 12th, 2014 at 18:47
Laughter is a funny old thing. It’s a sign that you haven’t quite lost your marbles. Yet. Or is it that you HAVE lost your marbles? I can never work out which… 😉
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October 12th, 2014 at 19:50
If I couldn’t laugh at this stuff, wait – whaa…!? Hold up – gotta go chase those marbles before they roll into the gap under the molding! 😝
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October 12th, 2014 at 20:02
Damn marbles… 😛
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