Sweetness I Was Only Joking…

So I am currently being familiarized with the madness and frustration that is Facebook.  Apparently, your Facebook friends can say whatever they like to you if you happen to show up in their News-feed; which of course almost everyone knows you will whenever you share or say anything. Never mind that the things they say on Facebook would never be spoken to your face out-loud had they viewed that Cynthia Nixon quote about redefining marriage pinned to the bulletin board in your house…

ATTENTION ALL CLUELESS FB MINIONS!!

  1. When someone posts or shares something to their wall, it WILL show up in your news-feed.  It is kind of clueless and moronic to believe: a) that just because it “shows up in my news-feed” you should feel free to blast people with your differing political opinions and beliefs and, b) that you aren’t actually posting anything on their wall.
  2. If you would not say it to your friend’s face while out for drinks or visiting their home or to their Grandmother, then don’t fucking say it on FB, for The LOVE OF BOB.
  3. Just because you are a believer in Scripture and an avid reader and student of the Bible doesn’t make it right for you to just spew it all over my page because you think you know my mind (and because of your aforementioned flipping ignorance about the news-feed!).
  4. Stop hiding behind the veil of the “FB Interwebs” and have a real human hangout/conversation already because…
  5. The idiotic debates and verbal diarrhea you spew all over everyone’s shares WOULD NEVER HAPPEN in a real hangout or conversation.

Here’s a little something old-fashioned and in which many people still believe – it’s called “common courtesy”.   Here’s another old-fashioned thing called “etiquette”.  Google them or search the cobwebs of your memory for things your mother may have taught you regarding a little something else called “Polite”.

Now, please pardon me while I go enter words in reply to someone’s Jesus-shares with solid, provable facts from scientists who support Ancient Astronaut Theory and maybe some fun links to that documentary show called  Ancient Aliens… (I’m a huge fan!)

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About LVital7019

Just your normal, everyday 9-5er. An uninspiring position in an inspirational non-profit moves me to constant goof-offery; aimless, on-the-job procrastination; a crankiness that borders on psychosis; and attempting to craft something meaningful with words. Just another so-called-job inspiring someone to feats of insanity with a hint of creativity... (Insert demonic laugh HERE.) View all posts by LVital7019

4 responses to “Sweetness I Was Only Joking…

  • godofcyanide

    1000% right on the money. Mirrors things I’ve said and been laughed at for… :/

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    • LVital7019

      I’ve never heard of anyplace where humans congregate for a social experience where manners do not or should not apply. Seems quite illogical… Play the song; it’ll cheer you up. Always works for me! 😉

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  • Tony Single

    I ended up having to block most of the people who spewed pro-life stuff and kept preaching like everybody’s going to hell. What bliss when I finally did that! Well… until some of the more militant atheists started on their crusade. Cthulhu, save me from these idiots! 😛

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    • LVital7019

      Roll your eyes enough times at the lot of them & they’ll get the hint. Although I still have to keep an ear and an eye out for my mother and that “Jewish-name” thing… Ugh.

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