Crazy Bird-Lady (part 1)

Do not come seeking payment –

She’s out feeding the birds

Never mind she comes hourly; same as we

Do not call her for “friendly”

She’s too busy for that

In the kitchen again? Let’s go see…

Twenty times in the kitchen,

Two company-paid meals per day

Not to mention her long power-walks

Where’s my check? –says Director

She is not at her desk

I've burned LOADS of company $$ by switching to fun all day at WORK!

I’ve burned LOADS of company $$ by switching to fun all day at WORK!

It is said she’s out spying the hawks

She’s a Bird-Lady, people!

Never mind her real title

Filling the feeder’s now part of her job

And forget about dogs –

She’s their most Bestest Friend

Not to mention her own story-SOB!

(Part 2 here)

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