New Company Uniform

This is NOT in our organization Mission Statement.

This is NOT in our organization Mission Statement.


As previously mentioned here, I considered wearing this inappropriate slogan t-shirt to work and decided last night that it would be FUN. An agency secretary with INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE on a SLOGAN T-SHIRT!?? I’m sure they could write me up on 2 individual offenses in this case, as noted in the Holy Handbook… Let the games begin!

Quite disappointingly, I’ve had to point out my attire to no less than 3 people already. Adding to my ultimate dispiritedness, the Director and I decided to hide the A.E.D.’s super-expensive golf clubs figuring he’d take at least twenty minutes to notice.  Noticing IMMEDIATELY, I took the clubs back to him myself (as previously arranged with Ms. Director) with my t-shirt clearly visible (as above) hoping for at least a puzzled look.  It was like the glaringly bright “COMO ESTAS BITCHES” wasn’t even there.

To top it all off, the Executive Director and the Director of Ed Services JUST walked in for a meeting and both stopped by my office to say ‘good morning’ and chat briefly. I guess we can safely assume that all the male supervisors on campus have been thoroughly trained NOT to make any comment about female dress to eliminate the possibility of it being misconstrued as “inappropriate” harassment.

Well, that’s just no fun whatsoever… 😛

* Shoutout to BuyMeBrunch for making some awesome t-shirts!


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Just your normal, everyday 9-5er. An uninspiring position in an inspirational non-profit moves me to constant goof-offery; aimless, on-the-job procrastination; a crankiness that borders on psychosis; and attempting to craft something meaningful with words. Just another so-called-job inspiring someone to feats of insanity with a hint of creativity... (Insert demonic laugh HERE.) View all posts by LVital7019

6 responses to “New Company Uniform

  • El Guapo

    Um…on the bright side, you apparently have a very laid back office?
    Happy April Fools Day!


  • LVital7019

    B*tches will ask you to lift up your pant-leg here just to make sure you’re not wearing non-regulation shoes on campus (flip-flops and the much debated thong-style sandals which they classify as a shoe having ‘anything between the 1st & 2nd toes’). It all depends on which way the wind blows some days, though – since pretty young things get away with wearing pretty much anything they want.


  • godofcyanide

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Amazing!!! 🙂


  • Tony Single

    Yeah… that sounds like no fun at all. It’s as if they’ve all been turned into dutiful, unthinking cattle. Company mission fulfilled, I guess. Sigh. 😦 The shirt rocks though, and you rock it hard! 🙂


    • LVital7019

      That company makes some wicked-cool shirts that just BEG me to buy them! I wonder if work would’ve raised an eyebrow had it been the “F*CK IT – LET’S DRINK!” or “POLITE AS F*CK” shirt… (Because, y’know, I AM polite as f***!)
      PS – Good morning. 🙂


      • Tony Single

        That’s the thing, isn’t it! It seems as if you have to be eye rollingly OBVIOUS to get a reaction from anyone these days. Kinda takes the fun out of it really. (And a good afternoon to you!)


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