It took the Administrative Assistant from HR no less than ONE-HUNDRED words to basically ask me if anybody in my office happened to be missing a Post-It with a phone number on it. The Post-It accidentally became attached to a signed form which I interofficed back to them yesterday.
ONE. HUNDRED. WORDS…
It’s that type of message where you’re rolling your eyes so hard that should anyone enter in the middle of this, they’d probably think you were having a seizure and might just make the mistake of calling the paramedics.
At least that would make the day more interesting by allowing me the chance to ROLL with that opportunity!