Preview spot: SNARKNADO…

*Best read with Mr. Moviephone’s voice in your head to enhance dramatic tone. Roll tape!



 AS IF A NIGHTMARE, DEAD-END JOB WASN’T BAD ENOUGH – SNARKNADO! is NOW. Scanning.  IN!…

NOT just another ANGRY ADMIN … BEYOND your everyday SARDONIC SECRETARY – her witticisms punctuated by the blood-red lips of a snark-slashed smile…

Seven-years jaded & increasingly resentful OF THE MUTATING MOUNTAINS OF PAPER ON HER DESK and the pitiful complaints of Professional Idiots,

SHE’S… …HAD… …ENOUGH!

AND, she’s armed to the teeth with the sarcasm to PROVE IT! –

  •  “Oh, NO – DON’T BOTHER actually CHANGING the toner! I’ve got NOTHING better to do!”

    (snarknado…)

  • “SURE, I’ll make some coffee! Would you like me to sugar & cream it for you and bring it to your desk on a SILVER PLATTER!?”

    Snarknado…

  • “Oh, don’t worry – I’ll just whip out the boss’s credit card because I’m POSITIVE it’s MY FAULT that we don’t stock those special, 20-dollar mechanical pencils you like so much in our warehouse… we’re just a lowly nonprofit, but NO PROBLEM!”
  • “No, no – it’s really my PLEASURE to answer the same question for the millionth time. We only changed those forms 2 months & THREEHUNDRED&SIXTYFIVE DAYS AGO and had 2 MEETINGS about it!”

    *SNARKNADO!*

  • “NOT. ANOTHER. FILEFOLDERLABELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!”


    SHE’S SNARKNAYYYYDOOOOOH!

*YOURS might just be the next hot, MORONIC mass slamming into the office cold-front, making an EF-5snarky catchphrase

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About LVital7019

Just your normal, everyday 9-5er. An uninspiring position in an inspirational non-profit moves me to constant goof-offery; aimless, on-the-job procrastination; a crankiness that borders on psychosis; and attempting to craft something meaningful with words. Just another so-called-job inspiring someone to feats of insanity with a hint of creativity... (Insert demonic laugh HERE.) View all posts by LVital7019

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