*Best read with Mr. Moviephone’s voice in your head to enhance dramatic tone. Roll tape!
AS IF A NIGHTMARE, DEAD-END JOB WASN’T BAD ENOUGH – SNARKNADO! is NOW. Scanning. IN!…
NOT just another ANGRY ADMIN … BEYOND your everyday SARDONIC SECRETARY – her witticisms punctuated by the blood-red lips of a snark-slashed smile…
Seven-years jaded & increasingly resentful OF THE MUTATING MOUNTAINS OF PAPER ON HER DESK and the pitiful complaints of Professional Idiots,
SHE’S… …HAD… …ENOUGH!
…AND, she’s armed to the teeth with the sarcasm to PROVE IT! –
- “Oh, NO – DON’T BOTHER actually CHANGING the toner! I’ve got NOTHING better to do!”
(snarknado…)
- “SURE, I’ll make some coffee! Would you like me to sugar & cream it for you and bring it to your desk on a SILVER PLATTER!?”
Snarknado…
- “Oh, don’t worry – I’ll just whip out the boss’s credit card because I’m POSITIVE it’s MY FAULT that we don’t stock those special, 20-dollar mechanical pencils you like so much in our warehouse… we’re just a lowly nonprofit, but NO PROBLEM!”
- “No, no – it’s really my PLEASURE to answer the same question for the millionth time. We only changed those forms 2 months & THREEHUNDRED&SIXTYFIVE DAYS AGO and had 2 MEETINGS about it!”
*SNARKNADO!*
- “NOT. ANOTHER. FILEFOLDERLABELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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SHE’S SNARKNAYYYYDOOOOOH!
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*YOURS might just be the next hot, MORONIC mass slamming into the office cold-front, making an EF-5
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August 5th, 2014 at 08:40
Hey, as long as the check clears…
And here’s the greatest movie trailer ever to distract you from your annoying tasks.
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August 5th, 2014 at 11:22
Hahahahaha! What the everlovin’ EFF!? That’s hilarious. Thank you… PS – How in the sevenhells do you add YouTube vids to comments?? 🙂
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August 5th, 2014 at 11:27
copy the youtube url. In your comment, paste the url on it’s own line – hit enter, then paste. If you want to say anything after, hit enter again.
Most wp and blogger blogs allow the embedding.
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August 5th, 2014 at 11:46
Thanks!
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August 5th, 2014 at 10:19
This is brilliant.
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August 5th, 2014 at 11:26
Thank you. After watching some of Sharknado2: The Second One with my father-in-law I felt inspired. 😉
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August 5th, 2014 at 11:28
I have not seen either. I’m scared to.
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August 5th, 2014 at 11:36
Only attempt if you are in the mood for stupidity, high as a kite or drunk as a skunk. Hubby & I watched #1 with high hopes (ha ha) for moronic hilarity but had to ditch a bit past the middle.
2 was way funnier maybe because it was set in NYC or the famous cameos made it “work”. For example – Stephanie Abrams doing a weather alert sequence where she announces the rate of accumulation (of SHARKS) as “2 inches per hour!”. I almost lost my mind…
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August 5th, 2014 at 11:38
It is necessary to watch part 1 before part 2? I mean, is it like The Lord of the Rings trilogy where if you don’t see The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers kind of doesn’t make sense?
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August 5th, 2014 at 11:40
Completely unnecessary IMHO. Unless you CARE about the Tara Reid/Ian Ziering characters. Even if you did, you’d probably be super-distracted by Reid’s botched boob-job…
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August 5th, 2014 at 11:42
I don’t care for Tara Reid as a person much less a fictional character, so I guess I’ll skip the first one.
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August 6th, 2014 at 12:28
Ooo I LOVE the Snarknado graphic! You should do up T-shirts and what not. maybe a few coffee mugs for your ass-backward co-“workers”. they don’t deserve you!
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August 6th, 2014 at 13:06
Aww, thanks!
That sounds like an idea – I assume you mean the spinning tornado of bullsh*t? Not sure I’d wanna put my face on a t-shirt! 😉
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August 7th, 2014 at 16:50
LOL! I just saw Sharknado 2 and now there will be a Shraknado 3 they announced!
I feel your pain as my office is also one big Sharknado of idiocy!
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August 7th, 2014 at 19:46
Well they’re just lucky you don’t have a SNARKY SNARKNADO like ME around!
As a fellow New Yorker I have to ask – did you not find Sharknado 2 significantly more hilarious and way less pathetically stupid than the first?
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