Sweet Brevity of BS – Brought to you by: *IDGAF*

The joyful effervescence of daily office-life.  Bubbling up to make things shiny and new – and by “shiny” and “new” I mean EVERLOVING FUCKING HELL, PEOPLE!! 😡

From: Lorien Vidal
Sent: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 3:36 PM
To:M
Subject: Phrase of the day…

IDGAF

I can’t tell you how many times people (like Idiot-Female #5) walk into my office to ask 1 simple thing and just feel the need to run off at the mouth about stuff that IDGAF!

1 – I do not care about your problems. 2 – Stop. TALKING!  3 – Take your folders and keep it moving!

WTF, people!?  I’m trying to eat my snack!

This should be our new catchphrase – “Oh, we’re not supposed to be walking the trail for ½ hour during lunch? WE DO NOT GIVE EVEN HALF A FUCK!!”

Lórien Vidal
Administrative Masochist,
Why-the-FUCK-am-I-here-Office

From: “M”
Sent: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 3:38 PM
To: Lorien Vidal
Subject: RE: Phrase of the day

Hahahaha I just like the part you said I am trying to eat my snack.  🙂


From: Lorien Vidal
Sent: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 3:40 PM
To: “M”
Subject: RE: Phrase of the day

Don’t f* with a diabetic when she’s eating a snack, yo….  😉
Because SHE DON’T GIVE A F–!


From: “M”
Sent: Wednesday, April 15, 2015 3:38 PM
To: Lorien Vidal
Subject: RE: Phrase of the day

Hahahaha 😀

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